Clues:

1) I sniped a sniper.

2) I beat up my best friend the day before he went to prison.

3) For many years I had the record for most home runs in a season.

“Of course I’m not happy! Look at me, I’m a big fat slob.”

“Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?”

- Good Will Hunting (1997)

Clues:

1) A man I had been looking to kill ended up saving me in a Pawn Shop.

2) I was waiting out a zombie apocalypse in a mall.

3) Two firemen inspired me to come out of the closet.

Ever catch this line in Billy Madison?

“Tyler Durden: [his face is soaked in blood; he is shaking it over Lou and screaming] You don’t know where I’ve been. You don’t know where I’ve been. Just let us have the basement, Lou!”

- Fight Club (1999)

Frank Abagnale Jr. takes over as the substitute teacher…

“Matthew: Alright so i came here, to give you my demo. I just… I… I… I worship you and I just wanted to give you my demo. Just, take a listen, and… sigh ok. ‘Cuz you know what, you dont wanna be the guy sittin’ there, watchin’ BBC, and sayin, “OH! I saw that guy! He was my waiter and I totally dismissed him like everybody else does… in his life. And I totally, she was wrong cuz he’s a major, major, major influence on me now… and I feel terrible!”
Aldous Snow: That stupid English voice, was that, me?
Matthew: Unfortunately, yes.”

- Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

Clues:

1) I only glanced at the ‘Don’t Jump’ Book. It’s not mine.

2) Being able to slip out of my underwear helped me land a great victory.

3) I had to hide under dead bodies in a ditch to avoid being captured.

“You, Mini-Man, takin’ on the jellies. You’ve got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome.”